I want to get a group of people together and go whirl-marting.

I need to be walked, but it's dark and FUCKING COLD.

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In other news, Operation GTFO has been delayed by my inability to find a second job. I can only guess that it's because they don't need anyone when I'm available to work.

"When it has chowed itself down all the way to its head (which is, itself, doing the chowing-down) it will very closely resemble my lifespan."

Anyone happen to know where the fuck this quote comes from? I swear I found it on the internet, but a google search turns up nothing.